"... Los Straitjackets — quite simply, America's best band in Mexican wrestling masks — plays highly danceable instrumental rock jams that make any occasion into a sun-and-surf bacchanalia. They're the perfect backing band for The Pontani Sisters, the best darn burlesque troupe in the country. These plucky gals will do a special series of eye-popping dances precisely choreographed to Los Straitjackets' killer tunes.

And what kind of tunes are those, you ask? Why, they're Christmas tunes, silly, transformed by the band into sexy surf-rock vamps that could get even the grinchiest of holiday haters to twist and shout."