If you're in Cleveland, or if the Christmas Pageant is coming to your town, here's what you can expect:

"Come to the original masked rock & roll family burlesque Christmas extravaganza. For those of you who don't know Los Straitjackets, they're a mighty surf-rock (though that's only one of the many genres these brave men tackle) that wear Mexican wrestling masks and bring a full-scale party to shimmying life! The Pontani Sisters provide classy but cute old-school burlesque. To top off this shindig, we'll have celebrity DJs Mr Fishtruck (Beachland co-owner Mark Leddy) and Count Birdbrain (Tom Fallon, of Satan's Satellites, Cold Cold Hearts, New Salem Witch Hunters and oh so much more) spinning musical goodies to get you ready for yet another Straitjackets 'stravaganza! And when the party's done, they'll keep on spinning some more!"