The Aquarian/East Coast Rocker's "Christmas Album Survival Guide" includes vital tips for planning your holiday playlist, especially if you're feeling more inclined to revelry than reverence. For 2005, they've picked The Rev. Horton Heat's "We Three Kings," and dubbed it "Christmasabilly." Nice.

Favorite line:

"If you’re having a ’50s themed holiday party, or just looking to make it sound
like you’re having a good time even though your cousin has just gotten so drunk he’s taken his pants off and broken your favorite lamp, you might want to invest in We Three Kings."